Monday, March 12, 2007

Automatic Penis

I was in the bathroom at my mom's work this afternoon, and I went to wash my hands. Everything had been going well: the toilet had flushed automatically when I stood up; I had to force the stall door open, but it was flimsy and I am strong (HTML joke, ha ha). I stuck my hands under the faucet and was rewarded with a steady, warm stream of water. And then I looked to my left, and there, instead of a regular soap dispenser, was, well, this. When I stuck my hand under its nozzle, or "head," as we might call it, the device shuddered and squirted--squirted--a small pile of pearlescent goop into my hand. How is one supposed to wash with that?

1 comment:

V said...

Dude, we want updates!!!
Or at least I do, cause I don't read enough of you you see...