A conversation I had this morn...er...sometime

Matt: I'll try and post tomorrow
me: okay
Matt: but I need to sleep now
me: go for it
Heh
I just woke up
It is tomorrow already for me
Matt: hah
me: I'm communicating with you from the future!
Matt: OMG
me: Let me tell you, it's a pretty amazing place
So much neat stuff
Matt: well
me: but I can't tell you about it or I might wreck the timeline
Matt: I'll see you there when I wake up
me: excellent. I'll be waiting for you.
Matt: O WAIT
too latefrq
every
me: ?
Matt: thing
is
me: shit
Matt: falling
me: shitshitshitshitshit
da,,it!
Matt: AAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT
me: OMG! My keyboard!
What happened to my keyboard? It's not qwerty anymore...it's...azerty! I--Matt? Matt? Hello? Fuck