HER/ME, episode 3

HER: Turn over, your back needs to crack.
ME: It does?
HER: Yes. It told me so.
[Several attempts later]
HER: It's not working.
ME: I don't think it needs to crack, dear.
[And then one good push]
MY BACK: -pop-
HER: I win!

HER/ME, episode 2

HER: Okay, so here's a question...
[Time passes.]
ME: I'm waiting.
HER: ...to myself.

HER/ME, episode 1

HER: Do you have a pen handy?
ME: No, but I can type things.
[I glance to my left.]
ME: Here's a pen!